The months of the year, ranked

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Not all months are created equally. Some have 30 days. Some have 31. February — infuriatingly — only has 28 except when it has 29. …I don’t know either. The point is that the months of the year are wildly different. Some are hot. Some are cold. Some are wet. Some are dry. Some are good. Some are bad.

Here is a <s>definitive</s> ranking of the months of the year:

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Skylar Baker-Jordan has been writing about UK and US politics and culture for more than a decade. His work has appeared at The Independent, Salon, and elsewhere

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Skylar Baker-Jordan

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Skylar Baker-Jordan has been writing about UK and US politics and culture for more than a decade. His work has appeared at The Independent, Salon, and elsewhere

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